Aug 03 2008
10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife
Wives can be touchy at times. That’s when the going’s good. Other times there are things you really don’t wanna say.
To ensure your continued marital bliss, here are some things you want to avoid saying, ever:
1. Have those jeans shrunk? They look tight on you…
2. What have you done to your hair?
3. You said I wasn’t affectionate enough, so I’ve brought two girlfriends home…
4. Yesterday? Whaddaya mean our anniversary was yesterday?
5. You know, that friend of yours is a really attractive woman…
6. I’ll tidy up my desk, when I’m good and ready…
7. You’re just like my mother!
8. When I wanted to get married, you were my third choice…
9. What do you do all day anyway?
10. You’re not fat, just slightly big…